The guys over at Glee joined New Directions for the right reasons. They joined because they loved to sing. Because they wanted to make themselves better people. Because they were secretly gay. Or something. But if Lea Michele ever walked through the school halls wearing tight, white panties while sucking on a lollipop like a bad choir chick, guys will stand in line for audition for all the bad reasons possible.
Like chancing upon Lea Michele in the locker room, straddling a bench with her legs spread so widely apart you can just slide your ass over and stick your dick inside her. Or like spying on her bent over her locker, ass out, while she licked a lollipop with apparent relish. Or like catching her just senselessly ripping her top off to reveal her fine Hebrew hooters nestled so finely in a sexy white bra. You know, one of those things.
Unfortunately, Glee will never be interesting enough to wait for an episode like that to manifest itself on our TV screens. Thank God we at least have Lea Michele volunteering to live out our kinky locker room fantasies, huh?