Just one more year before Miley does porn

Miley in hot pink bikini

For all we know, Miley Cyrus can’t wait to hit 18, step away from her Disney past and do porn. Okay, yeah, well maybe not that hardcore. But judging from the way she’s been acting, she’s actually showing symptoms of wanting to get into the industry, isn’t she?

Miley Cyrus in Miami Beach

Case in point: Miley Cyrus hitting Miami on Thursday parading her almost bare body in front of all the paparazzis in a hot pink bikini. Even if it seems criminal for us to lust over her hot nubile body because she’s only 17, we can only do so much. Like pretend we’re not affected when in reality we’ve jerked off a few times already upon seeing just one pic of her talking on the phone 80 % naked. And God knows how much more cum will spurt out of our hard cocks once we blow up the pics where she’s fondling her tits. In public.

Miley Cyrus in Miami Beach

Well, we’ll just have to wait one more year boys. Pretty sure Miley can do so much better than just running around in a bikini, and self-shooting with just her undies on. Let’s cross our fingers, her naked pics will finally leak out by then, or better yet, a sextape. Or more sextapes. But while we wait, let’s settle for the teasing she does every now and then.