Demi Moore tweets her tits

Demi Moore

So when we were all satisfied busting our nuts over the Megan Foxes and Miranda Kerrs of the world, Demi Moore decides to shine a light on us by tweeting pictures of her tight and fine lady abs. How could anyone forget about  Demi Moore? She’s got the body of a perfectly shaped fuck doll, the sex drive of an insatiable cougar, and a pussy that’s hungry for cock twenty years younger her age. I guess somebody as sizzling and divine as Demi Moore sometimes has to stoop low via Twitter to make sure her ass stays relevant… in 140 characters or less.

Demi Moore

So while Ashton Kutcher is cheating on this hot piece of pussy (and what a fucking jerkwad he is), let’s all take a moment to redirect our cocks, aim at Demi Moore’s naked pictures, and pop the jizz on her tits, her shaved pussy, and her tight abs like froth from an uncorked champagne. Because something as awesome as seeing a hot chick nearly naked and practically begging for a fuck is worth celebrating for.

Demi Moore