The big news coming out of Washington D.C. today is that a “whistleblower” has alleged that the Orange Sultan Trump asked the Ukrainian President to look into why the investigation into former Vice President Joe Biden’s cocaine addicted son Hunter receiving $50,000 a month from a Ukrainian energy company was abruptly stopped and the prosecutor fired (even though Joe Biden openly boasted in this video that he blackmailed the country into stopping the investigation).
Naturally as the leader of the Democratic party, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was overjoyed with the whistleblower complaint against her arch nemesis and immediately called for Trump’s impeachment for this most heinous of crimes. Alexandria then vigorously polished her sin pearl in the nude video above while imagining Trump being led off to be executed, thus ushering in a socialist utopia free of white males, cows, financial debt, and (most importantly of all) hurt feelings.
And while we certainly agree that Trump is evil incarnate for his support of the Satanic state of Israel and his racist stance against us pious Muslim jihadists, we can not help but feel that Alexandria peaked in college where she spent most of her days either on her knees or showing off her “freshman 15” fat Puerto Rican titties.