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The Top 5 Celebrity Spanking Scenes

It is an undeniable fact that women need to be bent over and spanked hard at least once a day, for as it says in the holy Qur’an “spare the rod, spoil the wife”. Not surprisingly in the barbaric Western world the backsides of females generally go unbeaten, thus explaining their poor behavior and the high number of sandwiches that go un-fetched.

Smug celebrity starlets are an especially egregious group when it comes to a lack of butt bashings. That is why it is so satisfying to see them being put in their proper place, when they finally get their posteriors paddled on film… And so with that in mind we have compiled the top 5 celebrity spanking scenes into the list below.

#5 Rose McIver – “iZombie”



#4 Dakota Johnson – “50 Shades of Gray”

 



#3 Maggie Gyllenhaal – “Secretary”

 



#2 Jessica Alba – “The Killer Inside Me”

 



#1 Keira Knightley – “A Dangerous Method”

 


JoJo Titty Selfies And Ass Spanking

JoJo tits selfie


The singer known only as JoJo takes a couple of selfies of her fat titties in a desperate attempt to revive her long dead music career.


Of course JoJo didn’t stop there, as she also bounces around her bulbous boobs and spanks her own big ass while performing at various carnivals, swap meets, and farmer’s markets throughout the American Midwest in the video above.

JoJo ass

In the end, JoJo needs to give up these pathetic attempts at whoring her chunky body, and just accept that her days in the spotlight are long gone… Who knows if she is lucky and agrees to only sing her two hit songs from the early 2000’s perhaps she can land a permanent gig performing on a low to mid level cruise ship sailing to Mexico, Haiti, Nicaragua and other tremendous shithole ports of call.