The video below features Natalie Portman’s nude nipple and butthole from the film “Closer” enhanced using our exclusive A.I. (Advanced Islamic) technology.
With the heathen Christians celebrating the ridiculous resurrection of the Jew god Jesus last weekend, us pious Muslims went hunting for a different type of “easter eggs” by uncovering Natalie Portman’s once hidden acts of brazen sluttery in this classic “Closer” stripper scene.
The original script for this movie called for this scene to be much more explicit, as Clive Owen’s character shoved a twenty dollar bill up Natalie’s twat. But the director famously cut out most of Natalie’s nudity, and later bragged about burning the film. Unfortunately Natalie’s tit topper and rectum slipped through the cracks and made into the final release.
You can see the full scene from the movie above, and test if you are as eagle-eyed as us pious Muslims at catching Natalie’s sickening sinful slips.
For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at Natalie Portman topless on a nude beach in the expertly color-corrected and enhanced photos below.
These Natalie Portman nude pics were taken back in the year 2000 when she was just 18-years-old (as you can tell from counting the rings around her nipples). Of course that means that Natalie was just 8 years past her prime, and could still potentially get her sin holes slammed by a powerful Muslim meat scimitar.
Unfortunately for Natalie she never got to experience the indescribable pleasure of getting her innards pulverized by a tunic scud… For not only is she a salacious slut, but as a Shebrew oppressor she is disqualified from getting Islamic deep dick… So long as her Satanic people continue to occupy holy Palestinian land.
Natalie Portman appears to show off her nude body while masturbating on her webcam in the video above.
This video just goes to show how quickly one’s fortunes can change in heathen Hollywood… For it wasn’t too long ago that Natalie Portman was the star of a blockbuster “Star Wars” franchise, and now she is rubbing her sin slit with a piece of an old shoe on her webcam.
Of course it certainly comes as no surprise that Natalie would choose the cam girl route for her next career move… For when the acting roles dried up and she had to decide what to do with herself, it was the natural progression for a hopelessly depraved exhibitionist Jezebel such as herself.
Heathen Hollywood has long glorified depraved lesbian sex acts despite the fact that the holy Qur’an specifically says that they are icky and unnatural. The video below proves this important point, as it features the ultimate compilation of female celebrities lesbian kissing each other.
As you can see, there is nothing more sickening than seeing women kissing and caressing one another… As their moist soft tongues explore their mouths and the crevices of their shameful female flesh… Certainly these sinful sights will haunt the dreams of us pious Muslim men for many nights to come.
For those curious here is the scene list for this video:
Denise Richards & Neve Campbell – “Wild Things”
Amanda Seyfried & Megan Fox – “Jennifer’s Body”
Laura Prepon & Taylor Schilling – “Orange is the New Black”
Rachel Weisz & Rachel McAdams – “Disobedience”
Kate Mara & Ellen Page – “My Days of Mercy”
Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis – “Black Swan”
Olivia Wilde & Ashley Greene – “Butter”
Rebecca Romijn & Rie Rasmussen – “Femme Fatale”
Amanda Seyfried & Julianne Moore – “Chloe”
Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz – “Vicky Christina Barcelona”
Ruby Rose & Christina Ricci – “Around the Block”
Gal Gadot & Kate McKinnon – “Saturday Night Live”
Naomi Watts & Laura Harring – “Mulholland Drive”
Alicia Rodriguez & Maria Gracia – “Young and Wild”
Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos – “Blue Is the Warmest Color”
Chloe Grace Moretz & Marin Ireland – “The Miseducation of Cameron Post”
Sarah Michelle Gellar & Selma Blair – “Cruel Intentions”
The video above appears to feature an exclusive first look at Natalie Portman’s nude interracial sex scenes from her upcoming film “Lucy In The Sky”.
As you can see from this video, “Lucy In The Sky” tells the true story of the first female astronaut, who after seeing the infinite blackness of space becomes completely obsessed with big black cock upon her return to earth. Then when after cuckolding her limp dicked white husband for years still can’t fill the void, Natalie trains her hardest to try and co-star in a “blacked” film alongside the famed nig nog porn actor “Orion”.
“Lucy In The Sky” is Natalie’s first time in the director’s chair… Not that she directed the movie, just that the director allowed her to sit in his chair after banging her sex holes.
Already Natalie’s performance is getting Oscar buzz, for her passion for the part was undeniable and her commitment to continuing to live the role has been commendable… As she has been showing up to film festivals to promote the movie with AIDS riddled Sub-Saharan spunk covering her face.