Brie Larson’s ass has recently undergone an incredible transformation into the thick round rump we see in the video clip below.
Brie has long been known for a having a flabby skinny-fat pancake posterior, so this change is certainly a startling one.
Of course there is only two known ways to transform a horrendous heinie like Brie’s into the halal bulbous booty from the video above…
The first involves Brie pulling the plow out in the fields of a poppy plantation, and the second is that Brie’s butt has been banged by a virile Muslim man… And based off of Brie’s lack of work ethic (and whip marks), it is clear that the later explanation is the most probable. So which one of you brothers was it that got tipsy on fermented yak’s milk, and clapped the cheeks of this insufferable slut? Repent now!
Over the past month pop star Dua Lipa has unleashed a continuous onslaught upon our pious Muslim eyes with photos of her boobs and butt in bikinis…
However, instead of doing a large number of posts denouncing this blasphemously brazen Jezebel, it is far more efficient and effective to compile her sickeningly sinful swimsuit pics into collages and issue a fatwa against them all at once.
And that is just what we are doing here… For there is certainly no denying that Dua’s flabby ass meat, and sloppy tit sacks are a direct affront to Islam and the holy Muslim aesthetic.
Rest assured that Dua will burn in the eternal hellfire with a fiery fury of a thousand suns for these egregious pics… Especially after they have been so elegantly put together like this by us righteous and crafty celeb jihadists.