Category Archives: Lily James

A.I. Enhanced Celebrity Nudes Vol. 4

Nathalie Emmanuel Reese Witherspoon nude


The brilliant Muslim scientists at “Celeb Jihad Labs” in Tehran have used their proprietary Advanced Islamic (A.I.) imaging software to enhance the celebrity nude photos below. Of course this is part of our on-going series using this technology to expose celebrity sluttery (see Vol. 1, Vol. 2, and Vol. 3 ). However, we will not be able to fully realize the extent of this groundbreaking tech until the great Satan US of A lifts its blasphemous sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, so that we may enrich the Uranium needed.

Anya Chalotra – “The Witcher”

Anya Chalotra nude


Dina Meyer – “Starship Troopers”

Dina Meyer nude


Emily Browning – “Sleeping Beauty”

Emily Browning nude


Kelly Preston – “Mischief”

Kelly Preston nude


Keri Russell – “The Americans”

Keri Russell nude


Laura Prepon – “Orange is the New Black”

Laura Prepon nude


Lily James – “The Exception”

Lily James nude


Nathalie Emmanuel – “Game of Thrones”

Nathalie Emmanuel nude


Reese Witherspoon – “Twilight”

Reese Witherspoon nude


Shailene Woodley – “White Bird in a Blizzard”

Shailene Woodley nude

Any suggestions for our next set of AI enhanced celebrity nudes can be made in the comments below.

Lily James Nude Ass Retrospective

Lily James nude ass


Lets us take a moment and reflect upon actress Lily James’ bulbous British booty in the color-corrected video below from the film “The Exception”.


They should have called this movie “The Assception” because Lily’s lily white butt cheeks are exceptional in it (clearly our Muslim puns are in a league all of their own).

Lily James nude ass

Unfortunately Lily will probably not get the opportunity to put her powerful posterior to good use in service of us virile Muslim men, for yesterday the UK voted in an extremely racist anti-Muslim conservative government by a historically large margin…

And frankly I’m glad, for us Muslims don’t need their shitty little island anyway, as there are plenty of other European countries who are more than happy to have us suckling from their welfare teat in the name of diversity. Sadly the real victim in all of this is Lily, as she will now most likely not be able to get culturally enriched by having her sensational shit box stabbed by a massive meat scud.