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Kylie Jenner Nude Sex Tape Shocker

Kylie Jenner appears to have finally released her first official nude sex tape in the video above.

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Of course Kylie filming a sex tape comes as no surprise, for it was always inevitable as part of the “Kardashian Klan’s Kode” (also known as the KKK) to success.

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However, what is so shocking about this sex tape is that Kylie appears to be getting her well-used sin hole slammed by a white man. The reason for this is no doubt Kylie’s trans-daddy Brucelyn Jenner celebrating his 70th birthday. For Kylie wanted to do something special for him, but couldn’t think of anything to get a man who already has his own pair of tits and vagina.

Kylie Jenner sexy selfie

So finally Kylie settled on fullfiling Brucelyn’s lifelong dream of having a daughter who has had sex with a white man… Which worked out great… For this was the first time that Kylie was able to record a sex tape without the guy running off with the camera to pawn it for rims and malt liquor.

Kylie Jenner Nude Playboy Photo Shoot Preview

Kylie Jenner nude Playboy

A preview of Kylie Jenner’s upcoming nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine has just been leaked online in the pics above and below.

Kylie Jenner nude Playboy

Reportedly this nude shoot was “directed” by Kylie’s baby daddy the nig nog rapper Travis Scott, so there should be many gratuitous shots of Kylie’s grotesquely over-sized glutes and bank account statements.

Of course we have seen Kylie’s titties once before in a previous shoot that she did for some obscure fashion magazine (in the photo below), so if Playboy does not deliver with a least a couple of shots of her banged out baby box and AIDS riddled anus hole it will certainly be a giant disappoint to Kylie’s legions of hopelessly depraved dirt skin fans.

Kylie Jenner nude

For our part us pious Muslims will be praying that Travis’ savage Sub-Saharan brain could not figure out how to work the camera, and that he gave up and pawned it for some malt liquor and menthol cigarettes before taking any pics of Kylie’s blasphemously misshapen bare body.