In what is sure to be an ongoing series on this holy Muslim website, we have used our proprietary Advanced Islamic (A.I.) Imaging software to enhance by brightening, color-correcting, and upscaling the nude celebrity photos below.
Alice Eve – “Crossing Over”
Anne Hathaway – “Havoc”
Cara Delevingne – “Carnival Row”
Emily Kinney – “Masters of Sex”
Emmy Rossum – “Shameless”
Erin Moriarty – “Driven”
Jessica Pare – “Hot Tub Time Machine”
Lizzy Caplan – “Masters of Sex”
Lucy Hale – “Dude”
Mary Elizabeth Winstead – “All About Nina”
Olivia Munn – “Magic Mike”
Sydney Sweeney – “Euphoria”
Any suggestions for our next set of celebrity nudes can be made in the comments below… Just be prepared to be called a homoqueer by our crew of righteous Muslim commentators.
With an Academy Award on her resume and a role as “Catwoman” in the blockbuster Batman franchise, Anne Hathaway’s career seemed to be heading to the highest heights in heathen Hollywood. Now just a few short years later, Anne appears to be sending around fully nude “headshots” (above) and jerking off casting directors (below) just to be considered for a part.
Yes, Anne’s fall from glory should be a cautionary tale for all actresses, that fame is fleeting… Especially if they are a fit heterosexual white woman. For as the progressive movement continues its accelerated march of “wokeness” in the entertainment industry, anyone who is not a member of 3 or more “oppressed” groups will likely see their privilege checked and be shown the door.
Of course Anne is just lucky that this Chinese funded leftist cultural revolution is not completely like Mao’s, or some obese disabled black lesbian radical would have shot her and dumped her in a ditch for being part of the bourgeoisie by now… But us Muslims will still continue to pray that things head that direction soon.