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Emilia Clarke Anal Sex Birthday Celebration

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Emilia Clarke appears to have celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday by getting her anus hole opened in the anal sex video below.



Of course the only surprising thing about this Emilia Clarke anal experience is that her ass appears to still be remarkably tight… For one would have thought that after being a brazen whore in heathen Hollywood for years now her rectum would have been completely wrecked at this point.


Perhaps for Emilia’s 34th birthday she should try having her sphincter stretched by a Muslim’s massive meat scud… It would certainly be serendipitous, as at that point in her life she’ll already be required to wear Depends adult diapers anyway.

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Yes, time has certainly flown by, and Emilia Clarke has now blossomed into a decrepit old degenerate who takes dick in her dumper.

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In the years to come it will be interesting to see if her tits begin to swing even lower, for they are already at the point where they are considered a serious tripping hazard.

Keeley Hazell Nude Birthday Celebration

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Former model Keeley Hazell recently celebrated her 33rd birthday by posting the censored nude photo above online.

Of course now that Keeley is 33-years-old and a decrepit worn out husk of her former self, no self-respecting Muslim man wants to see her naked. That is why to celebrate her birthday we have compiled and enhanced Keeley’s nude photos from when she first started modeling at 18-years-old in the gallery below.

 

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Those of us old enough can remember a time when Keeley ruled the Internet with her beautiful all-natural bulbous breasts. Of course this was before the grotesque giant ass gutter skank craze took off, and high value females like Keeley were still being recognized for their Allah given talents in the infidel West.


Unfortunately instead of using her fame to land a coveted spot as a concubine in a virile Muslim’s harem, Keeley was bitten by the acting bug (after appearing as a frozen whore in the scene above) and she now lives in Los Angeles and struggles to land roles as her uterus rapidly turns to dust.

Salma Hayek 53rd Birthday Bikini Pics

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Salma Hayek celebrated her 53rd birthday today by posting the bikini photo above, and swimsuit video below (reenacting the day that she washed up on the banks of the Rio Grande) online.


As if we needed further proof that there is a secret Zionist cabal that utilizes the blood and tears of Palestinian orphans for their magical life extension properties, then look no further than Salma Hayek. For as a 53-year-old Mexican woman, Salma is the equivalent of 196-years-old in normal human years.

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Of course Salma’s husband is the French billionaire François-Henri Pinault who has an estimated net worth of over 30 billion dollars, so she can afford to harvest the top quality fluids from the global elites’ child slave farms. Thankfully us brave and powerful Muslims are on the march against evil, and we will soon put an end to Salma’s Satanic age defying sorcery.