Fall is just a month away, and so in preparation Internet star Jordyn Jones has already begun transitioning from whoring her tight round ass in thong bikinis to spandex in the photos above and video clip below.
With the changing of the season approaching us pious Muslims are reminded of how long we have patiently waited for Jordyn to see the light, convert to Islam, and submit herself to work in our harems. For she has always had a taut tush, the halal nubile appearance of a 12-year-old, and the flexibility required to accommodate the incredible girth of a Muslim’s enormous manhood.
Unfortunately Jordyn continues to inexplicably resist the unimaginable pleasure that can only come from being a virile Muslim’s fuck toy. At this point one can not help but wonder if Jordyn perhaps does not want to have her sex holes violently stretched by our mighty meat scuds… Absurd as that may sound.
Jessica Alba gave birth to her third child back on New Year’s Eve, and now she appears to be boastfully flaunting her post-pregnancy nude tits and ass in the photo above.
As you can see from the pics below of Jessica Alba leaving a gym in spandex tights, her ass is nearly back to where it was before shitting out her latest kid.
However, Jessica’s after birth body is certainly nothing impressive when compared to that of a pious Muslimina’s… As she won’t gain any weight while pregnant (since her table scrap portions are not increased), and she will often squat down in the field to push a baby out before immediately returning to pulling the plow tighter than ever.
The only improvement Jessica has undergone to her physique appears to be her bulbous milk filled udders… And even those look a little lumpy, as her pathetically scrawny offspring is no doubt too weak to properly suckle her mammaries dry.
Ariana Grande takes her brand of understated sluttery to the next level by flaunting her legs in sheer pantyhose in the photo shoot below.
Despite being a tremendous whore who has no doubt been repeatedly deep dicked by ashy AIDS riddled black rapper dongs, Ariana Grande normally keeps her photos PG. However these pantyhose pics are clearly PG-13, and may be a sign that Ariana is going to be more open about her degenerate nature in the future.
If true then Ariana must be dragged into Sharia court and stoned sooner rather than later. For us Muslims have been extremely forgiving towards Ariana in the past due to her donut licking hatred of America, but if she continues down this depraved path we can no longer grant her a pass from holy Islamic justice.
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