The photos and video below are iconic American actress Jenna Jameson’s first nudes and sex scene (from the critically acclaimed film “Up and Cummers 11”) from when she was just 18-years-old (and before she got her bolt-on titties).
Believe it or not, the renowned Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC recently announced that they will be adding this Jenna Jameson work to their archive, for the “significant impact that it has had on American culture”. According to the Smithsonian’s spokesman Randy West, “Jenna has caused more seed to be spilled and wood to spring up across this great nation of ours than Johnny Appleseed”.
No doubt this is a tremendous honor and surprise for Jenna… For when just out of high school when she agreed to let some fugly mongrel with a mullet pound her pussy hole on camera for $20, she could never have imagined the historic nature of the decision.
For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at Natalie Portman topless on a nude beach in the expertly color-corrected and enhanced photos below.
These Natalie Portman nude pics were taken back in the year 2000 when she was just 18-years-old (as you can tell from counting the rings around her nipples). Of course that means that Natalie was just 8 years past her prime, and could still potentially get her sin holes slammed by a powerful Muslim meat scimitar.
Unfortunately for Natalie she never got to experience the indescribable pleasure of getting her innards pulverized by a tunic scud… For not only is she a salacious slut, but as a Shebrew oppressor she is disqualified from getting Islamic deep dick… So long as her Satanic people continue to occupy holy Palestinian land.
Former model Keeley Hazell recently celebrated her 33rd birthday by posting the censored nude photo above online.
Of course now that Keeley is 33-years-old and a decrepit worn out husk of her former self, no self-respecting Muslim man wants to see her naked. That is why to celebrate her birthday we have compiled and enhanced Keeley’s nude photos from when she first started modeling at 18-years-old in the gallery below.
Those of us old enough can remember a time when Keeley ruled the Internet with her beautiful all-natural bulbous breasts. Of course this was before the grotesque giant ass gutter skank craze took off, and high value females like Keeley were still being recognized for their Allah given talents in the infidel West.
Unfortunately instead of using her fame to land a coveted spot as a concubine in a virile Muslim’s harem, Keeley was bitten by the acting bug (after appearing as a frozen whore in the scene above) and she now lives in Los Angeles and struggles to land roles as her uterus rapidly turns to dust.
Pop star Shakira uses her jiggling ass cheeks to spell out “Death to Israel” in the video below.
As we all know Shakira’s hips don’t lie, and her meaty round rump is using Muhammad code (which is sort of like Morse code only it exclusively involves the use of one’s backside) to spread this important message.
This comes as no surprise to us pious Muslims, for Shakira is Lebanese by heritage and she has made many pilgrimages to the holy land. In fact, it was on one such trek that I personally met a teenage Shakira, and converted her into a sleeper agent for the righteous Jihad to come. I even taught her some of my patented hip swaying dance moves, and how to sing so beautifully like a goat.
Of course through the years in the infidel West Shakira has been forced to behave like a typical heathen trollop to get ahead…
But I always knew that deep down she was still the same girl who use to call me “big papi” during our late night training sessions.
For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at an 18-year-old Gal Gadot heading off to basic training in the Israeli army in the photo above.
Israel has compulsory military service for all males and females, and as you can see from the army training video above Gal was assigned to the elite Special Shebrew Slut division (also known as the dreaded SSS). The SSS training was certainly extensive, as Gal was required to drain multiple men at once using each and every one of her sex holes.
Once her training was completed, Gal joined her unit and quickly rose in the ranks taking on a leadership role, as her natural proclivity towards whoring her blasphemously bare female flesh made her standout on covert operations… Like the Israeli soap opera scenes above which were broadcast into Palestine to ocularly assault us pious Muslim men.
For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at 18-year-old Margot Robbie’s naked shower scene from the obscure indy slasher film “I.C.U.” in the video below.
What a pleasure it would have been to smash Margot Robbie’s cheeks back when she was in her prime… Of course this scene is from 10 years after that, but with her hair slicked back in the shower she could still pass for a girl of an halal age even while well into her late teens.
Yes, before Margot showed her sinfully silky smooth sex slit in “The Wolf of Wall Street” and became a household name in the hopelessly depraved infidel West, she was just another slutty Australian teen actress just trying to get noticed.
Personally I prefer this teen version of Margot Robbie over the banged out old whore one we have today. For even though she has more baby fat around her face and midsection, she no doubt has a lot less herpes.
Researchers at the Celeb Jihad Institute for Islamic Retribution in Tehran have just uncovered the extremely rare photos above of a 19-year-old Scarlett Johansson in a bikini, as well as what appears to be an anal only sex tape video (below) also from her teenage years.
Of course no one makes it to the upper echelons of heathen Hollywood with their anus hole unstretched (that goes for both male and female actors), and as you can see from this sex tape Scarlett is certainly no exception.
Yes, they say if you listen closely on a breezy day in LA you can hear the wind whistling through Scarlett’s banged out butt hole. No doubt by this point in her career Scarlett’s gaping rectum revivals the Grand Canyon in its awe-inspiring expansive size and majesty.
In fact, if you look closely at Scarlett’s naked dumpy rump in the photo above you can just make out the silhouette of tour groups taking selfies by the edge of the entrance to her super-sized shit box.